Sunday, November 30, 2008


a billion thanks to Cyan, one of my very incredibly best friends. she supported me and my blog. visit her blog at kill kaamya, cyan!!!

Thursday, November 27, 2008

new torture

i learned a new torture!
it's called the bloody eagle (or hawk, i forgot). its when you force some ones ribs out to the side and leave all there internal organs there. its almost like disemboweling. :) :) :)


this seriously describes how me and my friends feel about girly girls

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

this is a super awsome video. WATCH IT!!!!

Friday, November 14, 2008

top tens

top ten favorite weapons:

  1. javelin
  2. spear
  3. flail
  4. battle axe
  5. whip
  6. sycthe
  7. scimitar
  8. rapier
  9. claymore
  10. arrows

top ten tortures:

  1. skinning them alive
  2. burning them
  3. stretch them
  4. iron maiden
  5. molten tires around neck
  6. acid!!!!
  7. disemboweling
  8. axyphication
  9. poison
  10. flogging them

top ten people i hate:

  1. tera
  2. tera
  3. tera
  4. colin
  5. caitlin
  6. girlygirls
  7. idiots
  8. people who think theyre better than you
  9. un-eco friendly people
  10. tera

sparta rules!!!!!!!

top ten animals

  1. felines
  2. mustelids
  3. poison frogs
  4. snakes
  5. crocidilians
  6. anything poisonous
  7. the weever fish
  8. canines
  9. anything deadly
  10. manta and sting rays!

disgusting, repulsive, and...hilarious tera

ok, imagine this : a red head is crouching, her hair falling in front of her face. there are piles of fall leaves around her.she says: oh, leaves, tell me of all your secrets. i shall make them true, and fullfil my destiny. she rises, and there's a golden light from the sky. there are leaves rising and swirling around her(like you see in cheap movies). her arms are out and she floats higher in the golden light. her body disappears in a flash of golden light. when she reapears, shes floating downward. she lands and crouches, then slowly stands. she says: thankyou, mighty spirits of the leaves. i can fulfill my destiny and will, and save the world. i will do what i must. finally, she does what the leaves told her to. she....... FARTS!!!

me and raven laughed our butts off about that. (by the way, the red head is tera)

Tuesday, November 4, 2008


UUUGGHHH!!!!! i hate the scum named tera! in the dimension where i journy, (my friends and i call it the mythical world) , the oracle at delphi brought our future selves out. and guess what?! the whole dimension has turned into the shadowlands. everythings dark and dreary. raven (who is a raven), and i(the otter), have been turned into the incarnations of darkness. she's the dragon of evil, and i'm the dragon of pain, fear, and disease. we are soooooo mad. and its all because of tera (the wolf). she acts like its all a game. we trusted her. we thought she was our friend. but she betrayed us. if i could, i would totaly rip out her interal organs. I HATE YOU TERA! YOU MADE LIFE MISERABLE. I HOPE YOU WASTE AWAY AND THEN ROAST IN THE UNDERWORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!