stupid friend casserole

i hate my ex friend tera. here is a recipe i hope i can make:

ingredients:

• one stupid ex friend, finely chopped up or ground.
• three cups of cabbage.
• three cups of tuna
• three cups of iceberg lettuce
• three cups of water
• one fourth a cup of oil
• two teaspoons of salt
• three teaspoons of garlic, rosemary, and basil herb mix
• bread crumbs
• hatred, scorn, and disdain

directions

1. put the ground exfriend, cabbage, lettuce, and tuna in a pan.
2. add the salt,water, oil, hatred, scorn, disdain, and herb mix
3. mix together finely
4. evenly sprinkle bread crumbs on top
5. put into oven at 400 degrees and bake for half an hour, until meat (ground up friend) is golden brown.
6. serve warm

serves 3