JUN

jun's one of my very best friends. i haven't posted much about her, so here's some info.
she has a blog, www.jun-animecentral10.blogspot.com
she loves manga, and anime. her favorite are:naruto, bleach, death note, and possibly gantz
shes awesome!

hahahahaha

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by the Executioner

From Raven Swiftclaw ( the Executioner) . alright everybody lemme share my common torture plan. Mostly used on Tera and Mrs. Herman the psychopath teacher.

1. Skin them alive: so the pain is increased thousandfold.
2. Disembowel： yipee ki yay!
3. Cut of fingers and toes : happy
4. slice of face: grip and rip!
5. boil in oil. rhymes! :)
6. cover in molten metal : hot hot hot
7. cover in molten tire
8. drink acid and molten lead. cherry flavored! (not really-but molten metal is red!)
9. bloody eagle ( aquaria has an older post explaining)
10. slowly kill so that fear penetrates them

yours cruely, Raven }:>

meh

sorry you couldn't come over on Monday, Cyan. i was sick with an very bad stomach ache ( maybe the stomach flu?) sorry!

SORRY

for all my readers, sorry i havent posted, i was just super busy. sorry! ～thanks, Jun and Cyan for reminding me ～

VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE

NOTICE. ON ONE OF MY OLDER POSTS IT HAS A LIST OF MY "MAIN FRIENDS" THOSE AREN'T MY MAIN FRIENDS!!!! THOSE ARE JUST PEOPLE I MENTION ON MY BLOG. IF YOUR NAME IS NOT ON IT, THAT DOES NOT MEAN YOURE NOT MY FRIEND. IT JUST MEANS THAT WE ARENT IN TOUCH MUCH. I DIDN'T POST YOURE NAME BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ANY POSTS WITH YOU ON IT. IT DOES NOT I REPEAT DOES NOT MEAN YOURE NOT MY FRIEND. I HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS. ONE OF MY BEST FRIENS, JUN, GOT OFFENDED BY THIS. I AM REALLY SORRY.

freinds

im sooooo sorry jun. i recently added cyan to my list of friends. i olnly didn't add you because i hadn't seen you for a long time, and we don't do a lot lot of stuff together. im really sorry. i'll add your name to the list. sorry

pls post a comment about this.

bleh

just checking to see if links work
this is random, it doesn't mean anything: www.wikipedia.org

boohoo! snifle

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an awsome, touching video. it really makes me feel sentimental. it is a little bit creepy, but not really. its soooo sad

popu-turd people

for all you popular and/or people i hate and/or despise ( that means you, tera) here's a message.

all you popular people are going to have a baby in high school, drop out of school, work as a cashier at walmart while the kid's father abandons you, you get fired, live on the street as a hoboe. your kid will hate you and run away. you will die at about 40 years old, and various cats are going to eat you.


thats all
(oh, and by the way, Cyan inspired me to do this)

thanks

a billion thanks to Cyan, one of my very incredibly best friends. she supported me and my blog. visit her blog at www.akatsukiplace.blogspot.com. kill kaamya, cyan!!!

new torture

i learned a new torture!
it's called the bloody eagle (or hawk, i forgot). its when you force some ones ribs out to the side and leave all there internal organs there. its almost like disemboweling. :) :) :)

vid

this seriously describes how me and my friends feel about girly girls

this is a super awsome video. WATCH　ＩＴ!!!!

top tens

top ten favorite weapons:

1. javelin
2. spear
3. flail
4. battle axe
5. whip
6. sycthe
7. scimitar
8. rapier
9. claymore
10. arrows

top ten tortures:

1. skinning them alive
2. burning them
3. stretch them
4. iron maiden
5. molten tires around neck
6. acid!!!!
7. disemboweling
8. axyphication
9. poison
10. flogging them

top ten people i hate:

1. tera
2. tera
3. tera
4. colin
5. caitlin
6. girlygirls
7. idiots
8. people who think theyre better than you
9. un-eco friendly people
10. tera

sparta rules!!!!!!!

top ten animals

1. felines
2. mustelids
3. poison frogs
4. snakes
5. crocidilians
6. anything poisonous
7. the weever fish
8. canines
9. anything deadly
10. manta and sting rays!

disgusting, repulsive, and...hilarious tera

ok, imagine this : a red head is crouching, her hair falling in front of her face. there are piles of fall leaves around her.she says: oh, leaves, tell me of all your secrets. i shall make them true, and fullfil my destiny. she rises, and there's a golden light from the sky. there are leaves rising and swirling around her(like you see in cheap movies). her arms are out and she floats higher in the golden light. her body disappears in a flash of golden light. when she reapears, shes floating downward. she lands and crouches, then slowly stands. she says: thankyou, mighty spirits of the leaves. i can fulfill my destiny and will, and save the world. i will do what i must. finally, she does what the leaves told her to. she....... FARTS!!!

me and raven laughed our butts off about that. (by the way, the red head is tera)

hate

UUUGGHHH!!!!! i hate the scum named tera! in the dimension where i journy, (my friends and i call it the mythical world) , the oracle at delphi brought our future selves out. and guess what?! the whole dimension has turned into the shadowlands. everythings dark and dreary. raven (who is a raven), and i(the otter), have been turned into the incarnations of darkness. she's the dragon of evil, and i'm the dragon of pain, fear, and disease. we are soooooo mad. and its all because of tera (the wolf). she acts like its all a game. we trusted her. we thought she was our friend. but she betrayed us. if i could, i would totaly rip out her interal organs. I HATE YOU TERA! YOU MADE LIFE MISERABLE. I HOPE YOU WASTE AWAY AND THEN ROAST IN THE UNDERWORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stupid friend casserole

i hate my ex friend tera. here is a recipe i hope i can make:

ingredients:

• one stupid ex friend, finely chopped up or ground.
• three cups of cabbage.
• three cups of tuna
• three cups of iceberg lettuce
• three cups of water
• one fourth a cup of oil
• two teaspoons of salt
• three teaspoons of garlic, rosemary, and basil herb mix
• bread crumbs
• hatred, scorn, and disdain

directions

1. put the ground exfriend, cabbage, lettuce, and tuna in a pan.
2. add the salt,water, oil, hatred, scorn, disdain, and herb mix
3. mix together finely
4. evenly sprinkle bread crumbs on top
5. put into oven at 400 degrees and bake for half an hour, until meat (ground up friend) is golden brown.
6. serve warm

serves 3

friends

in case you havent realized, the main people that i will talk about are :

RAVEN SWIFTCLAW my best friend
and
TERA VINECREEPER my absoulute archenemy
and
CYAN my japan loving best friend
and
JUN my other Japan loving best friend

and a word from my friend raven

Hi, i am the person that is an annoying friend to aquaria. and guess what i love gory stuff, and so does aquaria. a globa gloobaba. we also have a knack for random stuff. PIZZA!! any one who is reading this, READ FLANIMAL BOOKS!!!! ITS BY RICKY GERVAIS!!! READ IT !!! we laugh our bleeding heads off reading it. squirmy death thing. anyway, a depressing, gory day to all the people out there:)

death and destruction }:)

i really want to crush a certain someone, which I shall now call splat, because that is what is going to happen to him. splat and his friends were teasing my friend. she go t really angry and chased after them. then splat called me a goody two shoes. NO ONE CALLS ME A GOODY TWO SHOES AND LIVES!!!!!! the only reason i didn't crush him is because i would be in trouble. i am in advanced classes, so... i actually have a life. but one day i will get my hands around his puny throat and skin him alive !!! so annoy me if you want, but you will PAY.

a conversation between 2 goblins.

goblin 1: shnergonfafoo. translation: you have ugly shoes
goblin 2: googa loo. translation: no i don't
goblin 1: .moofagabba. translation: yeah you do
goblin 2 :GLASBAYOYO!! translation: NO I DON'T
goblin 1: glurna. GLURNA!!!! translation: yes you do. YES!!!
goblin 2: foo fooo. translation:fine, i do.
goblin 1: burganur. translation:told you so
goblin 2: shner? translation: want some slime?
goblin 1:goga. translation: sure.
goblin 1: glaaaaa . translation: thanks
goblin 2: glumpa. translation: bye
goblin 1: glumpa. translation: bye

Random FOO's

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notice how i gradually increase the O's. if you saw that, that means you have a high IQ.

AMAZING PICS!!!!!!!

i did not draw these. to see who drew them, go to www. elfwood.com

sorry tera

sorry tera, about what i wrote in my blog. i was really mad, and i did it just so i could get rid of my anger. sorry :( but some of it is still true. pls dont argue with me and raven. i dont want to write more mean stuff. sorry again.

annoying friends

ok,tera, if you're reading this, too bad. its all true.
i have an really anoying friend. shes nice and all, but she is so stubborn, ignorant, and disagreeable. whatever me and my other friend do, mostly she disagrees with us. if we win the argument, however, she goes to another group of friends and sobs and makes us seem mean. i mean, the general majority agrees, so if youre upset, then at least do it privately!!! once, she blabbered to the WHOLE school about how mean we were. then she apoligized, but it was tooo late. most of the time, she takes up 80% of the fight, but me and leah are the ones who apoligize. its so not fair. still, other than that, she's a good friend. :)

blubber

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the scepters

the scepter of dawn lies within the Sun's possesion, while the scepter of dusk lies with the Moon. both are powerful, especially when used during the sunflash and lunara eqinox. they take all the energy, harness it, control it, and turn it into raw power for the user. no one except for the moon and sun have ever used them, however. when all that is about to change, during the great war of the elements. on a certain date, the orbs on the scepters will detatch and go to a place where no living creature has ever gone before, to do something...

whazawoowhatsza???

okay, this is the thing about death. i mean, think of death as a person. so death is dead. but if death is dead, then no one else would die. so death is alive. but if death is alive, then it wouldn't be dead. if this is confusing, then think of it this way. death is named bob. bob is dead. but bob cant be dead, in order to do things and be bob. so he has to be alive. but bob cant be alive, because he's dead.
the same thing with nothing. nothing is nothing. but nothing has to be something. nothing would be the space in whatever. it even has a name. but, if nothing is something, then it wouldn't be nothing. get it?

sunflame and moonglow

the sunflame and the moonglow are two of the most important times in the millenium. the sunflame happens in the sunflash equinox and the other happens in the lunara equinox. both are extremely powerful. but only those chosen can witness and harness the power that they radiate...

bloga woga

today is the day i have created a blog :) i, otter warrior Aquaria Longstream am happy. ok, people. know that i am NOT a girly girl and will not talk about such kinds of stuff. in stead, ill tell you about my journys. so if you like animals, adventure, and weapons. read my blog bye!

-Aquaria Longstream